“Holy shit over oh no” is the correct blood pressure reading for anyone trying to follow mainstream news before coffee.
And honestly, Japan responding to climate-stressed bear attacks with terrifying robot wolves is why weird news remains spiritually superior. Civilization may be wobbling, but at least somewhere a committee looked at hungry bears and said, “What if nightmare dog with infrared eyes?”
Godzilla and Mothra have retired? They could have taken care of this and the only real cost would’ve been all the power lines to Tokyo getting knocked down.
Scarecrows don’t work? Those bots look like Halloween costumes.
“Holy shit over oh no” is the correct blood pressure reading for anyone trying to follow mainstream news before coffee.
And honestly, Japan responding to climate-stressed bear attacks with terrifying robot wolves is why weird news remains spiritually superior. Civilization may be wobbling, but at least somewhere a committee looked at hungry bears and said, “What if nightmare dog with infrared eyes?”
any time i see mike johnson on the news i want to punch the screen, because i can see the "mmwys" vibe oozing out of his pores
Looking at him is almost as bad as hearing King Frontal Lobeless speak. His voice makes me furious that it exists.
I am subbed but I do not hate you or want you to shit your pants. I save that sentiment for dicks like Mike Johnson 😂
You are one of my core folks, Elaine. I will refrain for you. Thank you so much for the support. ❤️
That wolf - terrifying!
Godzilla and Mothra have retired? They could have taken care of this and the only real cost would’ve been all the power lines to Tokyo getting knocked down.
The moment I saw the article from Wendy, I stopped everything, and read it. Another brilliant piece of writing.
You are always so kind. Thank you.