Snake Road is closed.

Water moccasins is the devil.

Hey kids, guess what?

There’s a road inside Shawnee National Forest in Illinois they close twice a year so the multitude of serpents living in the area can have a ‘movement’ from one part of hell to the other. The closure is ‘to mitigate car collisions with snakes,’ because apparently, their lack of hands to hold the steering wheel and feet to mash the b…