Lex Luthor plans first bash in the new White House Ballroom

Forgotten TV Superman is tired of playing second fiddle to someone with a vagina.

Remember Dean Cain? Yeah, I didn’t either until the former television Superman from the show, “Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman,” up and joined ICE.

"People have to step up. I'm stepping up. Hopefully a whole bunch of other former officers, former ICE agents will step up, and we'll meet those recruitment goals immediately and we'll help protect this country,” Dean ‘Superman’ Cain to his adoring and insignificant number of fans who knew he was still alive via Faux News.

Bless his heart, he’s tired of playing second fiddle to Lois in his imagination, because no one remembered him at all before this ‘pick me’ stunt.

It bears to be noted that Dean Cain is 59 years old, but I guess when you’re Superman it doesn’t matter.

Of course, Lex Luthor was levitating with joy at the news. He immediately called up his buddy, Orangus Kiddiddlus, and asked him if he could throw the first party at the grotesque and unnecessary White House Ballroom.