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Wendy Parker's avatar

Hilarious and poignant, Rick. The do still make those drugs and they are prescribed sparingly, as they should be. Funny thing, Emma is from Kettering, about 6 miles from me. They have an honorary writing competition every year. I entered my piece, "I'd rather have a pet Octopus," (it's in my archives here) and it didn't do squat. But I take compliments of reading like Erma to heart because she was the master of snark. Thanks for reading, Rick. Stay cool.

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parcopresis. That’s the fear of taking a poop in the same room with someone else (gender not part of it, at least what I could find).

FAF. Really. I laughed myself silly. I need it today. It is not as grueling hot in my workshop as the rest of the week has been, but it is going to be once I get to work, which I’m procrastinating.

The author absolutely nobody younger than, oh, say 40 maybe or 50, will know who this is: Erma Bombeck. I used to laugh my ass off at a way too early age reading her humorous columns (syndicated to my town’s tiny itty bitty newspaper) and later, her collections of books. It was a sure-fire signal to my parents that I was probably mentally disturbed in ways that predated the DSM. But that’s okay because back then they just prescribed me Tuinal and Secanal. Ya know, the really good shit that I don’t think they even make anymore. Later, after developing a totally awful addiction to those things and getting cut off by my doctor when they realized my body is like a borg copy/paste machine that eats drugs, gets the effect, then raises my tolerance of them by 200%, I took to stealing some until I got caught red-handed. Life lessons.

Anyway, you remind me of Erma. She was so damn fucking funny. One line I will never forget was when she was describing reading the ingredients on a (1970’s) label of what’s in common deodorant. Her major, thought provoking concern that kept her up at night was: what happens if I rub my armpits together? Will I explode?

Since then I have taken great care when wearing deodorant to NOT rub my armpits together.

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