Bigfoot is real enough to have an FBI file, kids.

I am a believer in everything paranormal and crypto zoology until the feds are involved.

So, uh, the FBI has a Bigfoot file.

This isn’t a huge surprise because the deep, dark vaults of federal fuckery are legion. I scared the poo out of myself by reading, “Writers Under Surveillance,” a few years ago. (You remember, way back in 2018 when the world had just begun to slip fully into the grasp of filth blobs in human skins. What seems like a mi…